歌手:直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
专辑:《脱口秀巨星查克》

作词 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
作曲 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
The Host：
Who do I think get more girls – rapper or ballers?
Rappers – It depends
If you are in the NBA, you get automatic women
It doesn’t matter if you are on the bench, blah blah blah
You are on the NBA, you made it
But if you are a rapper, and you are not famous
Unless she loves you or she likes you
There’s no reason for her to be putting out
“Yo I just went home with this moderately famous rapper that had 5k followers”
“He ugly, but he has a lot of potential.”
Who wants to do that?
You know what I’m saying? And here’s the thing
The ugliest NBA player, he still got a good body.
He can work out for 48 minutes, you know that for sure
Rappers? I don’t know about that
Rappers are outta shape
Rappers come in two shapes: they either skinny af or fat af
But look, if you are a rapper that has a million followers
At least 1% wanna bang ya
Look at Higher Brothers，the fat guy probably get more girls than all of us combined
Aiight you guys are a nice crowd, thank you for being patient
I guess it’s time to bring out the main event of the night
The man your girl thinks about when she kisses you good night
The Prince of Shanghai from Straight Fire Gang
The man with more fans from Shanghai to Hainan
He can rap, make you laugh, and step on crap
So get your ass on the floor and witness what you’ve never seen before