歌手:直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
专辑:《脱口秀巨星查克》

作词 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
作曲 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
The First time I saw a tattoo, it was on a pig
I don’t know if your mom and my mom went to the same market
But one day she came home with a tattoo pork
I was like mom, what are you doing with this gangster pig?
My mom said oh, getting a tattoo means you can kill this pig
And I was like OMG
Getting a tattoo means they can kill you!
Turns out rappers do get killed.
But I also don’t like tattoos just because I don’t like the look of it
I don’t know if you guys have a 花臂 friend
It just look like they got a fancy 棉毛衫 all year
Wearing a 棉毛衫 with their 汗毛 sticking out
I was like omg where did you get this
Send me the Taobao link I wanna get a 同款
One day at my concert, a fan walked up to me and said
I love your music so much that I tattooed your face on my arm
Yeah, this thing, on her arm
And I looked at her I was like OMG
Please don’t get fat
Cuz now that my face is connected to her body
And if she goes crazy at 疯狂星期四
I get fat? That’s crazy
In fact, if you guys wanna stay in shape
The best way is to tattoo your favorite celebrity on your belly
Cuz now you’re responsible
Yeah, 欧阳娜娜 right here. 易烊千玺 right here
And if you like AKB48
You can get your 棉毛衫 right here