歌手:Goose Bibibo
专辑:《Dumb Ways to Die》

作词 : Oliver McGill
作曲 : Oliver McGill
Set fire to your hair 
放火烧你的头发
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 
拿根棍子戳灰熊
Eat medicines that’s out of date 
吃上一堆过期的药
Use your private parts as piranha bait 
用私处去钓食人鱼

Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Get your toast out with a fork 
用根叉子去拿吐司
Do your own electrical work 
电工活儿你自己来
Teach yourself how to fly 
自学飞机怎么开
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 
吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派

Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法

Invite a psycho killer inside 
把杀人狂请进门
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride 
在毒贩的新车上划道痕
Take your helmet off in outer space 
在外太空脱下你的头盔
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place 
悄悄地躲在干衣机里

Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 
养只响尾蛇当宠物
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet 
把两个肾都在网上卖掉
Eat a tube of superglue 
吃上一管万能胶
“I wonder what’s this red button do?” 
我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的?

Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dress up like a moose during hunting season 
在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 
闲着没事惹一窝马蜂

Stand on the edge of a train station platform 
站在火车站的站台边缘
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 
开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
冲过火车站台之间的铁轨
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 
它们虽然不押韵却很可能是
The dumbest ways to die 
最蠢的死法
Dumbest ways to die 
最蠢的死法
Dumbest ways to die 
最蠢的死法

So many dumb 
好多种蠢蠢的
So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法