歌手:Nick Helm
专辑:《Uncle: The Songs》

Don't mix raw meat with your veg
Wash your bits,pits and teeth And your hands on the reg
Wipe down all surfaces after the slaughter
And rinse your cutting boards with warm soapy water
Now you might ask? What's a little blood spatter?
Well,health and safety is no laughing matter
Unless you want
Salmonella E coli
Listeria and pink eye
Sushi grade tune is the only kind of raw fish
Anyone should ever try to have in raw fish
Otherwise louses rip off your tongue
While nematodes go swimming round in your lung
Toxoplasmosis you're a zombie slave to cats
And bubonic plague that's what you catch from rats
And evil chickens they're the worst of the bunch
Plotting and planning on how to spoil your lunch
So don't accept meat from a dodgy looking fella
Better yet,don't eat,so you won't get salmonella