歌手:LL Cool J
专辑:《G.O.A.T. Featuring James T. Smith: The Greatest of All Time》

作词 : Barnes, Noble, Oliver, Simmons ...
Artist：ll cool j
Songs Title：fuhgidabowdit

Get the **** out of here, Im ll cool
Soakin wet with bad *****es in the indoor pool
Yo what am i, an animal?
Cuz I bagged yours too
One bad mooley, and you can get pants, schooly
Im the g.o.a.t., what I wrote cause fire and smoke
Think I started on the choir singin solo for the pope
Tell your mama please, get up off her knees
You cant wear yellow spandex wit a ass of cottage cheese
Open toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens
Toes *kriss krossed* like she on j. dupris team
Button your sittin up like beach ***** in the sand plus
A mouth full of rotten teeth with a dildo in her hand
Who the **** let you in, all my assistants are fired
Now Im lookin for some washed up rapper that I can hire
You know some old school ***** wit a bit of attitude
Pay him $1500 to **** a girl in an interlude
You say Im souped up, well, soup is good food
So what I scratch my ****, how the **** is that wrong
For so glowin, afro pickin
S-curl hatin, jamaican rum sippin
Kid Ill burp on your girl buttcheeks
The honey had my **** like two red beets
Im banannas, out of my ****in mind they wont let me back in
Cuz I was down before the hype like dusty rhodes and bob backlund
Bruno samartino, stan staziak
Now the rock and stone cold are my favorite maniacs
The top rooster pluckin, chickens when Im cluckin
Wwf stands for when and where we ****in

Fuhgidabowdit
Yo kid
Fuhgidabowdit
Fuhgidabowdit
Yo, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, ey, fuhgidabowdit
Ey, ey, fuhgidabowdit
Eh, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Im like menace ii society
I roll through the drive thru like kane
Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and datins too
See my boys down the ride crack patience too
Bricks, walk around, snorkel down
Maccaroni and cheese timbs broke out the orphan house
Transportin out, the poison in em
Box em up in the aisle with the frozen dinners
And them *****s that ran...
My goals to get em
With the heat seekin flow wit, fo antennas
Docs da name, thats why yall **** wit me
Im pocket change, the bums dont **** with d
O**ective in em, carlo inspection sticka
Check the pen, I write like a x was in em
Teeth grittin, I brawl wit a major league mitten
Where the stash at
Yo, yo, punk, m takin me wit him
Fuhgidabowdit
Yo, fuhgidabowdit
Ayo *****, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, yo, yo, fuhgidabowdit
Yo dog, fuhgidabowdit
Yo you heard, fuhgidabowdit
Ayo you hear me, fuhgidabowdit
Yo *****, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, this be the cool j function, music get my blood pumpin
Down for whatever, which usually means Im up to somethin
Who owe me somethin, them *****s in the back frontin
They rockin cuffs and, put the eight up, rappercussion
You know my name, so theres no need for introduction
Im mr. done it all, so none of yall can do me nothing
***** Im grown, puffin on that one and bone
Bet me and queen bee be swingin til the honey come
Backs get blown, trash get thrown
In headlocks, from this view, Im ****in star jones
Im red hot just like candy, in 95 won the grammy
Yo, he use it as an ashtray now
*****s cant stand or understand me, yeah
Either or, funky headhunter wild comanchees wit ****ty draws
Whats that ****, what ****, that **** on your lip
I cant smoke wit ya kid, but Ill save ya the clip...
Fuhgidabowdit
Ayo *****, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, what the ****, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, fuhgidabowdit
Uh, fuhgidabowdit
Ayo dog, fuhgidabowdit
*****es cant stand me, fuhgidabowdit
Still pullin out pennies, fuhgidabowdit
The **** I see every day brings tears to my eyes
How I holla at my *****s brings ears to my cries
Stick *****s for not knowin, then teach em somethin
***** *****s talkin bout you from the streets you frontin
I never liked you, and you, I dont know
So what the **** you think is sposed to happen, we gon go
Mono on mono, whatever *****, Im gon dust you
If you cant pick that afro, Im gon bust you
Walkin like you was a lil ***** cuz you is
And dont forget that daddys gonna always love his kids
Crackin *****s got the nerve to wonder why I rob, why
You guys will live while everybody elsell starve
That pretty **** is played, **** what your name hold
Break a ***** off somethin, watch a ***** gain fo
Now you layin somewhere cold, stiff as ****
And all that riffin ****, mens will get you hit, *****
Fuhgidabowdit