歌手:Ice Cube
专辑:《AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted》

作词 : Ice Cube, Sadler
once upon a time, in the black part of the city
yo g, yo g you better get out of here man, 5-0

yo ice cube, man
whassup man?
why you...
whassup?
yo ice cube man, why you always kickin the **** about the *****es
And the ******? why dont you kick some **** about the kids, man? the
****in kids? !
word
Little boys and girls, they all love me
Come sit on the lap of i-c-e

And let me tell ya a story or two
About a punk-ass ***** I knew
Named jack, he wasnt that nimble, wasnt that quick
Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his ****
Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
Met a ***** named jill on the bus stop
Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe
At that type of **** hes a pro
So jack and jill ran up the hill to catch a lil nap
Dumb *****, gave him the claps
Then he had to go see dr. bombay
Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way
To make some money, why not?
Down on sesame street, the **** spot
There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
Sold **** out the front, but in back, ********* grew
For the man that was really important

Who lived down the street in a air jordan
Ride to the fellow mister rogers and hoes

Drove a 500 sittin on lorenzoes
He broke out, little bo peep, smoked out
Saw, her and her friends sellin sheepskins
yo yo I got them sheepskins
Yo, my empty sheepskins
Yo baby, whats up with that?
Hickory ****ory dock, it was twelve oclock
Cinderella aint home must be givin up the cock
I dont doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with snow white, she was ****in her dwarfs
Saw a fight over colors, too

Red riding hood, and little boy blue

A bad influence? yo I dont know
But ice cubell tell the kids how the story should go

Interlude little russ

Yeah money, thats it, yeah money, thats it
This is little russ in the house
Rock that **** homey, rock that ****!

（well, you know the rest）
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall

With a joint, drinkin some 8-ball
Three little pigs in a coup de ville

Lookin for, the wolf to kill
Theyre ****ed up and they want revenge

Them and humpty used to be friends

Now theyre enemies cause hes a traitor
Pulled out the uzi cruised by and sprayed him
Cinderella hoeing for the fellas

And mister rogers is gettin mighty jealous

Of the cash that the pigs were makin
Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
Cause mister rogers found out quick

That humpty dumpty was blown to bits

They said that the **********in wolf was next

So mister rogers better watch his step

So he let the wolf know
Were gonna **** up the pigs, and take their ho
Cause cinderella is much too fast

Before twelve, givin up ass
Double barrels all loaded and cocked

As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
They bailed down sesame street and caught em
Little boy blue is up front givin orders
Little did they know cinderella was a fink
She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
A bad influence? yo, I dont know
But ice cubell tell the kids how the stories should go

aiyyo man was that **** enough for you?
yeah you aight, you in the house
We outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa

yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad ass