歌手:Ashley Chiu
专辑:《Eight Immortals (A Song Cycle)》

作词 : Sam Tsui/Casey Breves
作曲 : Sam Tsui/Casey Breves
Hey mamas, welcome back to my channel! I have a great video for you all today, but first a shout-out to my amazing sponsor, Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement. Guys, seriously I swear by this stuff. So, a lot of you have been commenting, asking do how I have the time and energy to do everything I have to do to be a modern mom, so I figured I'd share my morning routine!

I wake up at 4 for morning pilates,
Work on my core till 5:15
At 6 I do gratitude and intentions,
Make sure the countertops are clean

Start meal prep at 6:20,
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Breakfast is served at a twenty past seven:
Egg whites and beet on whole grain bread
After I eat, I answer the questions
Asked by the voices in my head…

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Get the kiddos out the door,
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I just love getting to share my daily thoughts with you all
Like do you ever feel like someone's watching you through the walls?
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My goal here on this channel is to get you inspired!
I wonder what would happen if I set the curtains on fire?
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But enough about all that -
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Time melts away at 10:27
I lie on the floor and speak to God
My ancestors come at 10 past 11
To help with my scrapbook…decoupage!
Take of all my clothes and burn them, lather up in bacon grease
The ghosts are sleeping, don’t disturb them!
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