歌手:VeggieTales
专辑:《100 Sing-A-Long Songs For Kids》

作词 : Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke
作曲 : Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
And I've never hoist the main sail and I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all
And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Oh I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice
And I have never been to Boston in the fall
Huh What are you talking about
What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate
Hey thats right
We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk
That's just nonsense Why even bring it up
Am I right What do you think
I think you look like Captain Crunch
Huh No I don't
Do too
Do not
You're making me hungry
Thats it You're walkin' the plank
Says who
Says the Cap'n thats who
Oh yeah Ay Ay Cap'n Crunch hehehehe
Arrrgggghh
Yikes
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
And I've never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
You just don't get it
And we've never been to Boston in the fall
Pass the chips
Who's got the remote control Here it is
Time for Heraldo
It's definately time for Loch Nech
Ohh I don't like this show
Hey look I found a quarter