歌手:Eminem
专辑:《The Slim Shady LP》

"Ken Kaniff"
Call this mother ******
（ dial tone ）

Ohh **** yeah

Give em a piece of my mind....
A piece of my ass
（ thanks for waiting,
This is -----
May I help you? ）
Ohh thank you
I need to make a collect call
（ what number? ）
Ohhh
The numbers _62-____
（ at the tone, please say your name. ）
（ beep ）
Kennith kaniff....from connecticut.
Automated piece of ****
Ring, ring
Yo

Hey there cockboy.
Who's this?
This is ken kannif
Who?
Ken kannif from connecticut, ya little *****.
From connecticut?
Yean you wanna get a...
I don't know nobody in connecticut.
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
A hotel room?
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, eminem!?
Ha.. yo, wh, who is this? cage?

Hey, pa ha..
You want me ta ****** melt in your mouth and not in your hand? melt in
Your ass, ya little cockboy.
He k k k k, yo shut up you little *****.
Oh you think I'm lyin huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha