歌手:Eminem
专辑:《The Singles (Eminem album)》

作词 : Young, Andre Romell
作曲 : Young, Andre Romell
Meet Eddie twenty-three years old
Fed up with life and the way things are going
he decides to rob a liquor store
（ I can't take this no more I can't take it no more homes ）
But on his way in he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly his conscience comes into play
Alright stop! （Huh ）
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence （But who are you ）
I'm your **********in conscience
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk she's older than George Burns
**** that! Do that ****! Shoot that *****!
Can you afford to blow this **** Are you that rich
Why you give a **** if she dies Are you that *****
Do you really think she gives a **** if you have kids
Man don't do it it's not worth it to risk it! （You're right!）
Not over this **** （Stop!） Drop the biscuit （I will!）
Don't even listen to Slim yo he's bad for you
（You know what Dre I don't like your attitude ）
（ It's alright c'mon just come in here for a minute ）
（ Look baby ）
（ Yo it's gonna be alright right ）
Meet Stan twenty-one years old （ Give me a kiss! ）
After meeting a young girl at a rave party
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom
Once again his conscience comes into play （ ****! ）
Now listen to me while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little *****'s earlobe
（Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her that's not fair）
Yo look at her bush does it got hair （Uh huh!）
**** this ***** right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
（Man ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_ ）
No but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
（**** you wanna get hauled off to jail ）
Man **** that hit that **** raw dawg and bail
Meet Grady a twenty-nine year old construction worker
After coming home from a hard day's work
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man
（ WHAT THE **** ! ! ）
Alright calm down relax start breathin
**** that **** you just caught this ***** cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off !
**** slittin her throat CUT THIS *****'S HEAD OFF!!!
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this ****
（What She tripped Fell Landed on his **** !）
Alright Shady maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
Okay! Thought about it still wanna stab her
Grab her by the throat get your daughter and kidnap her
That's what I did be smart don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES !
What'chu say （What's wrong Didn't think I'd remember ）
I'ma kill you ************!
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr Dre Mr N W A
Mr AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way
How in the **** you gonna tell this man not to be violent
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there done that aw **** it
What am I sayin Shoot em both Grady where's your gun at