歌手:Daniel Ingram
专辑:《My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Songs of Harmony》

Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
She's the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar.
But...
This one's too young,
This one's too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.
Hay Fever: Achoo!
This guy's too silly.
He's way too uptight.
Persnickety: I say!
Well nothing's wrong with this one,
He seems alright...
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.
How 'bout this one?
He's much too flashy.
He might do!
If he weren't so splashy!
Too short.
Too tall.
Too clean.
Too smelly.
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]
I don't think that we're mistaken,
It seems all the good ones are taken.
I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date.
Don't wanna quit and give up hope!
Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
Oh please, oh please oh please say-
Big McIntosh: Nope.
We did it girls,
We've found the one,
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!
Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?