歌手:Alice Longyu Gao
专辑:《Let's Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire》

作曲 : Alice Longyu Gao
I'd love to hang out with my friends
But if I leave house, I will get nothing done
I vacuum my carpet and fold my laundry
Keeping my space clean reduces the risk of triggering my depression
I no longer enjoy drinking and smoking
I look silly when I am drunk
And I'd like to be calm

Inside my head English voice
Inside my heart English boys
Drowning in this English noise drowning in this

Hey I turn off my AC
Don't waste electricity
I am sweating in the dark
Sweating in the dark

Lalala happy Alice
She is drinking rich ***** juice
Hahaha you don't know me
I am emo just like you

Ahhh ahhh climate change ahhhh
Ahhh ahhh world war 3 ahhhh

I just got a call from Grandma
She is worried about me
She says you need to get married
Have a kid and family

Grandma grandma can't you see
I'm a ****ing prodigy
Grandma grandma can't you see
I am making history

Ahhh ahhh climate change ahhhh
Ahhh ahhh world war 3 ahhhh

When people are surprised
They no longer say, "Oh my God"
They say, "Oh-my-my-G-A-O"

Ahh Ahh I don't have health insurance
Ahh Ahh I wish I was a monk