歌手:Captain Festus McBoyle
专辑:《Leaking The English Whinging Song》

作词 : Captain Festus McBoyle
作曲 : Captain Festus McBoyle
编曲 : Captain Festus McBoyle
Sometimes life seems like just a series of curve balls
Quite frankly, that’s the way it’s been of late
It seems like everything in my world is leaking
And quite frankly, there’s nothing better, when you are English
Than having a Blimmin’ good whinge and getting it out of your system
And that is exactly, what I intend to do, with you, right now - Here we go!
I’ve got something I’d like to share with you
Seems my whole world is leaking
They say a problem shared is a problem halved
Don’t know if that’s true
I guess I’ll have to fix it soon
I gets up Monday and my Roof is leaking
Water coming down all over the walls, all over the carpets
The floors are swelling, hell of a mess I tell you
But my mate Bob is a, well ironically, he’s a builder
Comes over, has a look and he says -
“Yeah, it’s your iron mate, got to fix that, might have to replace it”
And he says –
“You know what we’ll do”
I guess we’ll have to fix that
I guess we’ll have to fix that
I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
Gets up Tuesday and you wouldn’t believe it, the washing machine starts leaking
Water all over the floor and there’s big piles of washing, the wife will not be happy
Fortunately I’ve got a mate called Stan who’s pretty good with things like washing machines
Comes over, has a look and he says-
“Yeah, your seals have gone mate, You know what we’ll do”
I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
I’ve got something I’d like to share with you
Seems my whole world is leaking
They say a problem shared is a problem halved
Don’t know if that’s true
I guess I’ll have to fix it soon
Course then Wednesday I gets up, has a look at the car and there’s oil all over the driveway
You wouldn’t believe it. Anyway, gets me mate old Fred over, he has a look and he says-
“Yeah, it’s your master cylinder, we’ll have to fix that mate, not cheap but you know, it’s got to be done and that oil on the driveway. You know what we’ll have to do”
I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
Anyway, gets to Thursday yeah, has a look outside and rains been getting in through the sunroof on the car
Honestly all over the carpets, all round the wiring and I love my car so I’m going to have to fix that
Fortunately I’ve got a friend called Cyril. He comes over and he’s a bit of a whizz with windows, has a quick look and he says to me he says-
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I guess we’ll have to fix that
I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
Anyway it’s Friday today and things are looking pretty good you know
Bit of washing, ironing, got to change the beds and stuff but yeah, I can’t complain –
ooh hang on, hang on, other phones going, ooh hang on, 2 seconds caller
Phone Call
Hello
Sewer Company
What do you mean it’s blocked
Pooh explosion
Yeah no – I think I’d better leave
Ethel- yeah, got to go, crisis
Ethel -It’s a blockage this time, not a leak
I suppose I should be grateful
Yeah Pooh explosion, sounds terrible.
Anyway catch you next week, Love ya, Bye Bye