歌手:Eminem
专辑:《The Slim Shady LP (Expanded Edition)》

作词 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem
作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Yo, mic-check
(Woo, sx1t) Testin'
One, two, um, twelve
What up? What up? What up? (Outsiderz)
This is my dance song, can you hear me? (Outsiderz)
Alright, ayy, turn my headphones up (Rah Digga, Young Zee, bust it, bust it)
My favorite color is red, like the bloodshed
From Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin' at my shish kabab
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
("I can't stand white people")
You thought I was ill and now I'm even more so
Sx1t, I got full-blown A1DS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe, with an orange robe
I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs at your show
I just remembered that I'm absent-minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it
I'm freestylin' every verse that I spit
'Cause I don't even remember the words to my sx1t (Um, one, two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You want to get high? Here, b1xch, just sniff this
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight; Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
I tried su1c1de once, and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
'Cause I don't give a fvxk like my middle finger was stuck
And I was wavin' it at everybody, screamin', "I suck" (I suck)
I go on stage in front of a sell-out crowd
And yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out now"
Fvxk rap, I'm givin' it up, y'all, I'm sorry
(But Eminem, this is your record release party)
I'm bored out of my gourd, so I took a hammer
And nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I'm just a sick, sick bastard
Who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage (Oh)
And if you ever see a video for this sx1t
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Got b1xches on my jock out in East Detroit
'Cause they think that I'm a motherfvxkin' Beastie Boy
So I told 'em I was Mike D
They was like, "Gee, I don't know, he might be"
I told 'em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert" (Oh really?)
I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness Monster" (Okay)
Peace out (Bye)
Then I jetted to the w33d house, smoked out
'Til I started bustin' freestyles, broke out
Then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick
Made a couple of crank calls collect (Brrrt)
"It's Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
I want to make songs all the fellas dub
And murd3r every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember, when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)