歌手:J0KƎR
专辑:《Why So Serious》

作词 : J0KER
作曲 : J0KER
Alright, this song is for my haters and people who doubt me
Ayy, why you screaming like a monkey?
Oh ayy, why you yelling like a puppy?
Oh Ayy why you shouting like you’re crazy?
Oh ayy why you crying like a baby?
Why so serious? Why are you so furious?
you are dancing like the monkey king, the weirdest
This game is a puzzle it’s mysterious
Don’t be curious cuz you’re on the name list
Don’t pretend you are a scientist
Shut your mumble mouth go to see a dentist
He told me you talk like ****
That’s prolly why you can’t tell which word is
**** and Fack let’s list some facts
You got a dragon and tiger for your tats
Try to go to the gym but you’re still a fat a**
Tryna be a gansta but you look like brats
See? You always talk ****
Promise ****, do ****, even eat ****!
Oh man, stop! stop eating it!
You think it’s fun eating ****?
Can’t help you man, can’t help you anymore
You lick other’s toes? Oh that’s so poor
Now you’re being serious
You look hilarious
I know, people change
But that don’t mean you’re victorious
You’re mumbling kitata pikaka
Sound like chipmunks laughing hahaha
And nobody think your jokes are funny
Cuz I’m the joker the killer the teller the dealer
To amuse’em to kill’em to tell’em to sell‘em
Gotta write’em create’em type’em pay’em
And cops are scared cuz my jokes are now causing mayhem
You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy
You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua
You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru
You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo
Yo cut it out, shush, you are talking too loud
I could kill you, torture you and take a bow
You ask me what I’m about
I would let you take my free ride and go straight to hell
Sooner or later there’s gonna be a tryout
Just between you and me it’s gonna be chaos
You can’t even open your mouth coward
Just stop stammering close you disgusting mouth
Cut the crap, please don’t call it rap
I’m gonna pull out my ak and do one tap
You’re gonna end up when taking a nap
And someone’s gonna make you neck snapped!
Don’t try to be me there’s still a huge gap
Like running in one direction without a map
Oh my god, why are you running like a fag?
It’s gon take you 10 minutes to run one single lap
You got a body won’t fit and a brain won’t start
Your balls are shining like two little stars
Harry Potter got a mark of his scar
You got **** on your pants when you start to fart
You look like the before picture
Oh and the birth control poster
Your birth certificate is an apology letter
From durex sent to your mother and father
Sincerely I don’t wanna comment
On your face, your appearance
But the haunted house do
Offer you a job at instance
I thought about you the whole day
When I was in the zoo
I would like to ask you how old are you
But I remember you can’t count to two
You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy
You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua
You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru
You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo
God made Earth, God made the universe, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, well, we all made mistakes
Haha just kidding!
Why so serious?