歌手:Alan Menken
专辑:《Beauty and the Beast (Original Broadway Cast)》

Gaston:
When a man like me is thwarted
And denied his honeymoon
LeFou:
When the pretty thing he's courted
Refuses to swoon
Gaston:
Then the time has come for a murky plan
LeFou:
For which he turns to a murky man
Gaston:
To find that fiend
All:
Where better than
At the Maison des Lunes
Gaston:
You'll be strapping up an inmate
LeFou:
Very tightly
Gaston:
Very soon
Gaston/LeFou:
But we won't bring him in late
LeFou:
Your check in time's noon
D'Arque:
How sad Maurice is not too well
Gaston:
Prepare a five star padded cell
All:
And book him in
For a long, long spell
At the Maison des Lunes
Gaston:
Do I make myself entirely clear
LeFou:
It's the simplest deal of your whole foul career
Gaston:
Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments
LeFou:
In a dreadful state
Gaston:
She'll capitulate to me!
D?Arque:
Oh, oh, oh!
I love incarceration
I could lock up a platoon
Gaston/LeFou:
Well apply your inclination
To a mad old buffoon
Then wave one bachelor goodbye
Gaston:
She'll be my bride!
LeFou:
She?d rather die!
Than have her daddy ossify
D'Arque:
The time's opportune
All:
So book the church
Raise glasses high
To the Maison des Lunes