歌手:Austin Wintory
专辑:《Assassin\'s Creed: Syndicate (Original Game Soundtrack)》

作曲 : Austin Wintory/Steven Gates/Scott Edgar/Simon Hail
Attend the tale of Maxwell Roth,
He sought the footlights like a moth,
His sense of timing never off until,
He opted to collaborate,
With a hooded reprobate,
The Blighter and Assassin made a deadly double bill.
Jokes, Jokes, Jokes,
Make 'em laugh until they choke,
Fairly slay them in the aisles,
Maidens fair and Princes charming.
Thrills, Thrills, Thrills,
Dashing feet and bloody spills,
And I guarantee you'll never see the ending coming.
The curtain rose the scene was set,
They danced a murderous duet,
And much deserving blood was let up to,
The scene wherein they disagreed
on who should live and who should bleed,
And Maxwell Roth he then received,
A very bad review!
Jokes, Jokes, Jokes,
And there's daggers and there's cloaks,
But behind the scenes the leading players differ on the plot.
Laugh, Laugh, Laugh,
At the dandy's new red scarf,
Now eight shows a week to Beelzebub is his eternal lot.
Jokes, jokes, jokes,
Make 'em laugh until they choke,
Fairly slay them in the aisles,
Maidens fair and Princes charming.
Thrills, Thrills, Thrills,
Dashing feet and bloody spills,
And I guarantee you'll never see the ending coming!