歌手:Andrew Lloyd Webber
专辑:《By Jeeves -The Alan Ayckbourn And Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical (Original London Cast 1996)》

作词 : Alan Ayckbourn
作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
BERTIE：It's an English tradition
We like to say hallo
We hope by shaking hands that we'll recall your name
We work on that basis, remembering faces
But that's about all
I know you're somebody something
It's on the tip of my tongue
You're either Edith Sitwell or the Bow Street Beak
I'll know who you are, the moment you speak ...
But meanwhile, just put in right there
How do you do?
BUDGE：How do you do?
GUSSIE：How do you do?
BERTIE：Hallo again...
BUDGE：How goes it all?
GUSSIE：Good day to you
BERTIE：You keeping fit?
BUDGE：So great to meet you
GUSSIE：It's been an age
BERTIE：A tiny world
BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you -
ALL：How do you do?
BUDGE：How's life with you?
GUSSIE：Good evening all
BERTIE：You're looking well
BUDGE：Well, hi there, stranger
GUSSIE：Surprise, surprise
BERTIE：What could be nicer, meeting like this?
I confess I've forgotten
Who on earth you can be
It could be you're Nijinsky or the man next door-
BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you -
ALL：How do you do?
GUSSIE：You're either Pablo Picasso
BUDGE：Or maybe Harpo Marx
BERTIE：You might be Sarah Bernhardt - no, you're Wittgenstein
GUSSIE：Whoever I am though, the pleasure's all mine
BUDGE：Let's take it and shake it right there
BERTIE：Well, fancy this
GUSSIE：It's surely not?
BUDGE：I can't believe
BERTIE：Good Lord alive!
GUSSIE：How long's it been?
BUDGE：You've hardly changed
BERTIE：You've lost some weight
GUSSIE：I can't believe it!
BUDGE：It's been a while
BERTIE：You're just the same
BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you -
ALL：How do you do?
GUSSIE：What brings you here?
BERTIE：How's life back home?
BUDGE：How's business been?
GUSSIE：And how's your father?
BERTIE：My sainted aunt!
What could be better, meeting like this?
Though I haven't an inkling
Not a clue who you are
You could be Amy Johnson
BUDGE：No, I'm Al Capone. How do you -
GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you -
ALL：How do you do?
BUDGE：Aren't you Marlene Dietrich?
GUSSIE：I think I'm Bernard Shaw
BERTIE：It really doesn't matter who on earth you are
The truth of it all is our friendship's been far
Too long now to bother with names
It's just another episode
In the Wooster moral code
Let's extend the hand of greeting
ALL：Hallo there, whoever you are
How do you do ——