歌手:Insane Clown Posse
专辑:《The Tempest》

作曲 : Insane Clown Posse/Mike E. Clark
(Violent J)
If I was a
Serial Killerthey would find all my victim's headsin funky ass gas station toilets
And if I was a
Serial Killer
I would be strange and derangedand
I would never change
If I was a
Serial Killer
I'd be known as the smoker
Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hairand if
I was a Serial
KillerI would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacksand
I would smoke mad crack(*****gy 2 ****)
First thing
I would do is kill a couple hotties
They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies
Dumped on
State police law just before dawn
To let em know my ritual had begun
I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a holecause
I'm coming when
I die until them
I'm in control
This is if
I was a Serial
Killer and though
I aintbut if
I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint
This is if
I was a Serial
Killer and though
I aintBut if
I was I'd never stop cause
I know I can't(Violent J)
If I was a
Serial Killer
I would drive a black van
And I would ride around on college campus
And if I was a
Serial Killer
I would walk among us and gain trust
Until I needed that rush(*****gy 2 ****)
I'd park outside these *****es homes and then drive away
Then come back with my lights off this time
I'm here to stay
I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies
Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis
You know what's all up in my trunk
So don't ask me to pop it
Once I get out to my cabin
Then I'll finally unlock it
This is if
I was a Serial
Killer and though
I'm notBut if
I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot
This is if
I was a Serial
Killer and though
I'm notBut if
I was I'd know that
I can't so
I would never stop(Violent J)
And I don't know myself anymore(and I don't know who I am anymore)
And I don't know who to be anymore(and I don't know who I am anymore)
And I don't know what to think anymore(and I don't know who I am anymore)
Except that
I am strange and deranged(and I don't know who I am anymore)
And I will never change(chorus)
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Psychopathic
Records *******t we'll burn the whole planet down
I wanna run with this hatchet
We gotta always kick the wicked *******t we'll always be the same
I wanna hold up this hatchet
***** the world take me under ***** we trying to rule the tunnels,
The Tempest raining lightning ***** of fire rain
ICP with Mike
E Clark again
I wanna run with this hatchet(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and LotusHolding down the underground and you know thisI wanna run with this hatchetYou know thisChop it on downChop it on downI wanna run with this hatchetI wanna run with this hatchet(chorus again)
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Psychopathic
Records *******t we'll burn the whole planet down
I wanna run with this hatchet
We gotta always kick the wicked *******t we'll always be the same
I wanna hold up this hatchet
***** the world take me under ***** we trying to rule the tunnels,
The Tempest raining lightning ***** of fire rain
ICP with Mike
E Clark again
I wanna run with this hatchet(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and LotusHolding down the underground and you know thisI wanna run with this hatchetYou know this(Violent J)
If I was a
Serial Killer
I would bury all my special projectsunderneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard
And if I was a
Serial Killer
I would be strange and deranged
And I would rock my hatchet chain