歌手:JovitianSFT
专辑:《杰为卓荦》

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May I have your attention please
大家安静一下

May I have your attention please
听好了

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
请 Slim Shady 站起来

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我再说一遍，请 Slim Shady站起来
We're going to have a problem here
（看起来有麻烦了）
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们看着都像第一次见到白人Rapper那样

jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴着地,像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门
started whoopin her ass worse than before
然后比以前更疯狂的抽她的**!
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture
他们离婚了,Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞
It's the return of the
这不是XX的回归?啊,不对,不可能,你肯定在开玩笑
Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
啊,不对,不可能,你肯定在开玩笑
And Dr Dre said
然后Dr.Dre说：“…………”
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
什么都没说!你被耍了，笨蛋!
Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义者都爱我（反语 EM早期歌词讲的什么Stan们都懂）
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
因为他满口都是女人（然而说的是Hoe，*****这类的2333）
look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
瞧瞧他那鬼样子，我受够他了 走来走去抓着他的(XX)...你懂的...
limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
正在惹怒...你知道的...
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
对,我估计我脑袋里几颗螺丝钉松了
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事情，都是小巫见大巫
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
有时候,我想在电视上说出我的心声,但是我不能这么做
but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
你看，干一头死了的驼鹿对于Tom Green来说是很酷的
my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
快来跪舔
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我幸运的话，我猜我能得到一个吻
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西
and expect them not to know what a womens ******** is
然后我们却指望他们不知女人的阴X是什么
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
但他们肯定会知道***是什么东西
by the time they hit 4th grade
因为当他们上四年级的时候
they got the discovery channel don't they
会看Discovery Channel对吗?
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了...噢不,其实有些是食人族
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
他们会把人像哈密瓜那样斩开
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我们可以干死去的羚羊
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
如果你和我的想法一样,我有一个办法
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
女人们，挥舞你们的***挥动起来,然后一起来合唱.......
I'm Slim Shady
我才是Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
我才是那个白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了...
So won't the real Slim Shady
所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
站起来
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我才是Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
我才是那个白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了...
So won't the real Slim shady
所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
站起来
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will Smith说他在歌里面从来不爆粗口

Well I do so **** him and **** you too
不过我会爆,所以去**的
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
你们音乐评论家中一半以上的根本不鸟我
But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
可是Slim,你赢了怎么办,那不是会很奇怪?
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
奇怪什么?那样你们就可以骗我到这里?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
就可以,把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边？
**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst 旁边
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁
Little ***** put me on blast on MTV
你这***,在MTV上把我撤下来透透气
yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
他确实很可爱,不过他已经和Kim结婚了,嘿嘿
I should download her audio on mp3
我应该把她的歌下到MP3上
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D
然后秀给世界看她如何给我XX
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩们,你们整天就会烦我
So I've been sent here to destroy you
所以我是来搞砸你们的
And theres a million of us just like me
因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万
Who cuss like me
像我这样爆粗口
Who just don't give a **** like me
像我一样啥也不在乎
Who dress like me
像我这样穿着肥大的HIPHOP衣服
Walk talk and act like me
像我这样举止怪异
It just might be the next best thing

But not quite me
但永远都不会是我!
I'm Slim Shady
我才是Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
我才是那个白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了...
So won't the real Slim Shady
所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
站起来
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我才是Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
我才是那个白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了...
So won't the real Slim shady
所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
站起来
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我说唱是一种精神享受
Cause I'm only giving you
因为只有我会向你们献上
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里头笑话的东西
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
唯一不同的是,我在你们面前有种说出来
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
而且我不用掩饰
I just get on the mic and spit it
我只是拿到一个麦克风前,吐出真言
And whether you like to admit it
不管你喜不喜欢,我都把这它大声的唱出来
I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都NB
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
这就是为什么这帮小孩买我的专辑就像*****一样上瘾
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
真滑稽,因为我已经30岁了
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里泡妞的人
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
捏那些护士的**,然后和Jergens一块儿打手枪
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
可是一整袋子的伟哥都没卵用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
他可能在汉堡王工作,在你的洋葱圈上吐痰
Or in the parking lot circling
或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈
screaming I don't give a ****
叫着"我才不管那么多!"
With his windows down and system up
然后摇下车窗
So will the real Shady please stand up
所以请真正的Slim Shady站起来吧
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
把中指竖起来
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
再为自己的完全失控骄傲不已
and one more time loud as you can how does it go
用你最响的声音再来一次,那句话怎么说的来着
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
我才是Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
我才是那个白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了...
So won't the real Slim Shady
所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
站起来吧
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我才是Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
我才是那个白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了...
So won't the real Slim shady
所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
站起来啊
I'm Slim Shady
我才是Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
我才是那个白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了...
So won't the real Slim Shady
所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
站起来 引爆全场
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我才是Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
我才是那个白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了...
So won't the real Slim shady
所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
站起来 high爆全场！