歌手:沙语ETsai
专辑:《耶稣基督万世巨星(a.k.a.我爱丁门庆)》

作词 : Tim Minchin
作曲 : Tim Minchin
[00:00]72 Virgins (Ten Foot Cock and A Few Hundred Virgins)
[00:01]Originally performed by Tim Minchin
[00:02]Rearranged by ETsai
[00:04]So you're gonna live in Paradise
[00:08]With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
[00:11]So you're gonna sacrifice your life
[00:15]Ohh For a ride on a UFO
[00:18]And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation
[00:25]You're gonna be the first to know, ouoh
[00:33]And so if...
[00:36]God was there from the very beginning
[00:38]He invented men and women
[00:40]Then He also invented wanking
[00:42]Then He said wanking was sinning
[00:44]Even if I'm feeling randy
[00:45]I'm not allowed to hand-shandy
[00:47]But having *** with my family
[00:49]that is just ******* great
[00:51]It's all there in Ezekial 8
[00:55]Just before He opens up His big pearly gate
[00:58]And says that it's a sin
[00:59]To take it up the date
[01:01]Even if it's great
[01:03]Even with your cowboy mate

[01:12]So you're gonna live in Paradise
[01:15]With a ten-foot cock and few hundred virgins
[01:19]So you're gonna sacrifice your life
[01:22]For a shot at the greener grass
[01:26]And when the Lord comes down with his shining rod of judgement
[01:32]He's gonna kick my heathen ass, ouoh
[01:39]And if you...

[01:42]Cover the bodies of your women
[01:44]Everybody is grinning
[01:46]Cause black is so slimming
[01:48]Though it's not great for swimming
[01:50]But it gives you an erection
[01:52]With the increased ***ual tension
[01:53]What with the U.V. protection
[01:55]That is second to none.
[01:57]You'll find it all in the Quran
[02:01]Just next to the bit that justifies guns
[02:03]And says that it's a sin
[02:05]To take it up the bum
[02:07]Even if it's fun
[02:08]Even with permission from your mum

[02:18]So you're gonna live in Paradise
[02:22]With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
[02:25]So you're gonna sacrifice your life
[02:29]For a shot at eternity
[02:32]And when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance
[02:40]He's gonna disembowel me, ouoh

[02:52]So you're gonna live in Paradise
[02:57]With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
[03:00]So you're gonna sacrifice your life
[03:04]For a ride on a UFO
[03:07]And when the Lord comes down with his big stiff slippery, rod of judgement
[03:15]I'm gonna be the first to go
[03:18]He's gonna send me down below
[03:22]He's gonna whip me like his hoe
[03:26]You really think so
[03:29]I'm gonna be the first to go