歌手:Arikid
专辑:《How Was Your XXXmas?》

作词 : Jason Shew
作曲 : Arikid
How Was Your XXXmas?
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ATTENTION: THE RECORDING CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT. NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
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Written by Arikid
Arranged by Arikid
Piano by Arikid
Acoustic Guitar by Steve Jo
Electronic Guitars by Mike Silver & Steve Jo
Bass by Julian Huang
Strings Programming: Arikid
Drums: Kelly Stone & Arikid

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Hey, you said you hated Xmas
I remember you blamed it for a string of bad luck
Cuz on one Eve you were sick alone in the dorm
your ex blurting you were an ugly bore
while the rest of the world was celebrating and lovers went hardcore

Hey, I had a splendid Xmas
and learnt that you had relocated with all your old stuff
There a girl around 10 attacked a babe in arms
exactly what you did to my broken heart
Since then we’ve been drifting apart

Did you sleep sound with a hairy burly guy
mutual masturbation through the holy night
cutie pie, between thighs

Have you made it as you've strived so hard
in terms of enlarging your circle to sip juicy sperm
such a flirt, hittin' on jerks

I’m not gonna hold up no sarcasm sign
It ain't your job to blow me to cum on the silent night
Though you still take too much pride in your tight ass
I’m not gonna step back into that morass

Hey, it was a unique Xmas
Were there for you many beefy shanks with white stockings on
Without you I’d never have come to realize
that commitment fears simmering desires
Lust can eat up love in your life

Did you sleep tight with that horny sturdy guy
doggy, missionary, through the holy night
sixty-nine cream pies

Have you made it seeing you’re so curious to
engage in threesome with the consent of your boo
enough lube, just screw

I’m not gonna hold up no sarcasm sign
It ain’t my job to **** you no more on the silent night
Though you still take too much pride in your tight ass
Though impressed by your pre-eminently tight ass
I’m not gonna step back into that morass