歌手:Disney
专辑:《Songs And Story: Beauty And The Beast》

Artist：disney
Songs Title：gaston
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
No one says "no" to Gaston!
Heh heh. Darn right.
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated!

Why, it's more than I can bear.
More beer?
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My what a guy, that Gaston

Give five hurrahs
Give twelve hip-hips

Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny

As you see I've got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right
And every last inch of me's covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

I'm especially good at expectorating

Ten points for Gaston

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size a of barge

No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating

Say it again
Who's a man among men
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door
Who's a super success
Don't you know
Can't you guess
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

And his name's G-A-S-T-

G-A-S-T-E-

G-A-S-T-O-

Oh
Gaston