歌手:括号君
专辑:《括号君の翻唱合集》

作词 : 芝加哥
作曲 : 芝加哥
For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song
of love and devotion dedicated to her dear husband Amos.
Sometime's I'm right
Sometime's I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometime's I'm down
Sometime's I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That sunny honey of mine
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
Oh, but look at that soul
I tell you, the whole
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That sunny, funny, honey
Hubby of mine
I mean supposin', just supposin'
he had violatedher or somethin'...
you know what I mean...viloated?
I know what you mean...
...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.
It's a good thing I came home from work on time
He loves me so.I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!
That funny honey of mine
Name of deceased... Fred Casely.
Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?
My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!
He gave us ten percent off...
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
You told me he was a burglar!
You mean he was dead when you got home?
She had him covered with a sheet
and she's tellin'me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and
I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.
"Help me, Amos"she says it's my god damn hour of needs
Now, he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap
Look at him go
Rattin' on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be
If they string me up
I'll know who Brought the twine
And I believed her!
That scummy, crummy
Dummy hubby of mine!