歌手:Jay Brannan
专辑:《Dear Santa》

作曲 : Jay Brannan
制作人 : David Kahne
Dear santa
the thing is this year has been lame
It always seemed
I always dreamed by now i'd have someone else's last name
Way past grown
sleeping in a shrunken bed
All alone
unless you count the squatters tearing up my head
Tried so hard to be
good all year long
And we are all inherently bad
anne frank had it wrong
Santa oh santa
where were you last night?
I asked for nothing
i even left some cookies right
By the open window
i don't have a chimney
just a heart of gold you see
Imagine my surprise that not
even santa wants cookies from me
Dear santa
could you use a 6foot 1elf?
I'm sick of taking stock from this widow's walk
Up here searching for myself
Is there any way
i could hop aboard your sleigh?
Take a holiday
leave the work to me your red-nosed blue jay
When people say the joy you bring's
a children's thing does it sting?
'cuz i will ring silver bells &sing you're as real as
martin luther king
Santa oh santa
where were you last night?
I asked for nothing
i even left some cookies right
By the open window
i don't have a chimney
just a heart of gold you see
Imagine my surprise that not
even santa wants cookies from me
Chocolate chip
oatmeal raisin
gingerbread too
A full selection
from my convection
in little shapes of you
Free flowing ho-ho-ing's a lot for one man's jaws
If you're feelin'brittle
i can bake a little mrs for your claws
Santa oh santa
where were you last night?
I asked for nothing
i even left some cookies right
By the open window
i don't have a chimney
just a heart of gold you see
Imagine my surprise that not
even santa wants cookies from me