歌手:Your Favorite Martian
专辑:《Grandma Got a Facebook》

Grandma's got a Facebook,now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started but now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts.
But l also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
Well ever since grandpa passed away
She's been chilling at home.
Watching soaps half the day'cause she's feeling alone.
So,I set her up a Facebook and gave the address.
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request
And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild
But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty ********* and I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her
cleavage on her wall.


Grandma's got a Facebook,now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started but now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts.
But l also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
Then she updated her status
yeah,and it made me pissed cause she said her grandson was a crybaby *****!
And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed.
And they all liked her comment cause they're wack and I'm mad.
Is this considered abuse yeah you'd be pissed ai her too
cause now her list of to do's is just pictures of dudes.
I wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce.
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice.


Grandma's got a Facebook,now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started but now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts.
But l also know she's been in my best friend's pants.


I check my Facebook daily,I get a friend request from this old ass lady.
I know it's your grandma,but I ain't gonna lie.
She's rocking that muu muu,and looking all fly.
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass.wrinkly ass wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass.
Butterscotch my *****.
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath.
I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish.