歌手:UGK
专辑:《Ridin\' Dirty》

Listen up, I got a story to tell
Ay fool, listen up I got a story to tell
Say dog, listen up, I got a story to tell
Say man, listen up, I got a story to tell
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A ***** like myself had to strong arm a hoe
Now this was not a hoe in the sense of havin' the *****
But a ***** havin' no goddamn since tryin' to push me
He used to hold **** now he wanna be in my shoes
Hating like a baby mama 'cause I'm playing my dues
Trying to hold on to my little chunk but not but a punk
In the parkin' lot bmpin' hes gums
With his ki's int the trunk
Ohh what I'm supsed to jump 'cause you got a pump
You aimin that ***** in the ssky you chump
Poin that ************ this way and dump
Oh what you scared to go to the penn
Thinkin them ****** gon' tap your rump
Man I thought he played bold but he ain't even fuss
Man the ***** was way swole actin' like he wanted to buss
But his trigger stayed cold I wasn't surpresed
I drecognezed that fast breathin' and fear in his eyes
Unmask his disguise a sheep in wolf's clothing
On their prey
He tried to hunt the hunter
And got hunted down his goddamn self in Virginia
****** it's where we stay
Ain't none of that kkk'n or playin' so see a
Or e up out your life or you test yourself
And make a ***** break you off to peace you rest youself
Oh yes your health is what's in question
And I hope this ass whippin'
Teach you a **********in' lesson
Speak the wrong words man and you will get touched
'cause deep in the South boy's comin' up cold
Talkin' down my name and what it's all about
You ****** better get some cut and get my name out
You mouth 'cause I don't know why you got plex with me
Testin' me but I'm a pull my ship and let you see
That all that carry the jack ain't able to survive
So you haters need to quit with that bull blustin'
And take another ride
****** jumped and crossed the line
The movies got this boy ****ed up n the mind
Not to mention the wine and the codeine syrup combined
Easy access to 9's
And **** talkin' hoes that's fine
And all they got time for is four swisher dimes
Committing crimes amped off water
And some exaggerated rhyme
So if bein' hard ain't in your heart
Then don't start ******'ll tear your weak mind apart
Bidtchy old man talkin' to me like I'm in school
He don't know I hang with killers Willie waste that fool
Wouldn't give a **** about him but he kin to my son
If you think I'm that ***** then you picked up the wrong one
'cause I live by the gun die by the gun
Hot bullets burn some say that I can get ya stunned
So raise you children don't try to raise mine.
And when you see me step with caution
'cause I'm buckin' for mine
Speak the wrong words man and you will get touched
You done crossed the line now you gon' get ****ed
I already told you before but yo ain't borrowing that
So this time I tell you man I go erase you off the map
Such a shame but it's all in the game and since the early
Sixties ain't a damn thing changed we got haters over here
And haters over there but I got my pistol and it ain't
Pointed in the air
I see you trippin' off that water and you feel like you bad
'cause yo ***** done chose a pimp and that pimp was Chad
I see you hurt 'cause I ****ed your girl
Put big **** in your world bust nuts in her curl
When I hit it from the back she said baby I can't take
Push my **** up in her harder *****
I'm straight up tryin' to break it
You a simp ass ***** you told that ***** that you love her
But I'm straight up ****in' that *****
Like that ***** off that colors
But I ain't gon' get shot 'cause you ain't shootin ****
The best thing you can do is go and try and beat that *****
'cause this man's style showstopper pistol popper you ain't ready
If I let this hot thing hit you
Feel your stomach like spaghetti
Fool you talin' loud but you move too slow
Tellin' ****** all your plans go you tied up in a van
***** what the **** is up in the place to be
First I want the money ***** then I want the ****in' ki's
Kidnap robbery 'cause you said you wanted me dead
Since you want a nigger dead
Buckthat ***** off in his head
Just like e-40 ***** I be comin' fed
Got the sawed off pump with night vision infrared
So play me like a ***** and you will get ****ed
***** I'm hangin' out the truck buck buck
Hit your ***** in the leg hit your ***** in the gut
But we know where your ass stay
So your ass will get touched
Speaked the wrong words I'm high on them herbs
And you will get touched
cause your ass deserve
To get done real fast in front of your kids
To show 'em what real type of ***** you is
It's that boy named ????? forever stayin' true
Just a player man cool and I gotta tell it to the
Whole wide world how you got *****ed razor neck
Just like a **********in' girl