歌手:The Lonely Island
专辑:《I Just Had Sex》


Sometimes (ohhh), something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing...

I just had ***, and it felt so good!
A woman let me put my ***** inside of her!
I just had ***, and I'll never go back
to the not-havin'-*** ways of the past

Have you ever had ***? I have - it feel great!
It felt so good when I did it with my *****
A girl let me do it - it literally just happened
Havin' *** can make a nice man out the meanest!

Never guess where I just came from - I had ***!
If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best!
When I had the ***, man my ***** felt great!
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there - guess what I just did!
Had ***, undressed - saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever - now sing!

I just had ***, and it felt so good!
A woman let me put my ***** inside of her!
I wanna tell the world!

To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense - but man, screw it!
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife - that good? The best 30 seconds of my life!

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cuz honestly I'd have *** with a pile of manure
With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
'Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
that let us flop around on top of them!
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us **** you!

She kept lookin' at her watch - doesn't matter have ***!
But I cried the whole time - doesn't matter have ***!
I think she might've been a racist - doesn't matter have ***!
She put a bag one my head - still counts!

I just had ***, and my dreams came true!
So if you had *** in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me!

I just had *** (everybody sing!), and it felt so good! (we all had ***!)
A woman let me put my ***** inside of her! (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had ***, and I'll never go back (never go back!)
to the not-havin'-*** ways of the past (it felt so great...)