歌手:The Lonely Island
专辑:《Mona Lisa (From "Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)》

What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb *****t
I'm headed to Paris at a quarter to noon
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
And I couldn't believe what I saw
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of *****t
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
And your smirk like you're hiding a ****
What the **** is this garbage?
Mona Lisa, the original basic *****
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
I'm headed to Cairo to see the pyramids
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
The smell was out of a camel's ass
But even that wasn't as bad as
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's ****
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
At the top of the all-time list of paintings
Mona Lisa, I got to know
Where the **** are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated porpse, girl
I'm an American man, this is my native land
Where no one lies about paintings
But that's not the case in France
Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
You're so mangy, Mona
Hair part wider than a country road
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da