歌手:Nada Surf
专辑:《Live in Brussels》

[00:23]Three important rules for breaking up
[00:26]Dont put off breaking up when you know you want to
[00:28]Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
[00:31]Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
[00:33]Dont make a big production
[00:35]Dont make up an elaborate story
[00:36]This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
[00:39]If you wanna date other people say so
[00:41]Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
[00:43]Even if youve gone together for only a short time,
[00:46]And havent been too serious,
[00:47]Theres still a feeling of rejection
[00:48]When someone says she preferres the company of others
[00:50]To your exclusive company,
[00:52]But if youre honest, and direct,
[00:53]And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news,
[00:56]The boy will respect you for your frankness,
[00:58]And honestly hell apeciate the kind of straight foward manner
[01:00]In which you told him your decision
[01:02]Unless hes a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends
[02:44][01:04]Im head of the class
[02:47][01:06]Im popular
[02:49][01:09]Im a quarter back
[02:52][01:11]Im popular
[02:54][01:14]My mom says Im a catch
[02:56][01:16]Im popular
[02:59][01:19]Im never last picked
[03:01][01:21]I got a cheerleader chick
[01:26]Being attractive is the most important thing there is
[01:29]If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
[01:31]You have to be as attractive as possible
[01:33]Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
[01:35]Wash it at least every two weeks
[01:38]Once every two weeks
[01:39]And if you see Jonny football hero in the hall
[01:41]Tell him he played a great game
[01:43]Tell him you like his article in the newspaper
[03:04][01:44]Im the party star
[03:07][01:46]Im popular
[03:09][01:49]Ive got my own car
[03:12][01:51]Im popular
[03:14][01:54]Ill never get caught
[03:17][01:57]Im popular
[03:22][01:59]I make football bets
[03:19][02:01]Im a teachers pet.
[02:07]I purpose we support a one month limit on going steady
[02:11]I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situation
[02:15]And get to know more people
[02:16]I think if youre ready to go out with Jonny
[02:18]Nows the time to tell him about your one month limit
[02:21]He wont mind hell apreciate your fresh look on dating
[02:24]And once youve dated someone else you can date him again
[02:26]Im sure hell like did
[02:28]Everyone will appreciate it
[02:29]You so novel what a good idea
[02:31]You can keep you time to your self
[02:33]You dont need date insurance
[02:34]You can go out with whoever you want to
[02:36]Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours
[02:40]If youll just listen to my plan
[02:42]THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY