歌手:Insane Clown Posse
专辑:《The Amazing Jeckel Brothers》

I was never popular, this
I'll admit, ************* school never liked me,
GooAll the kids would always beat me, until
I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that *************t never bothered me,
Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the ba******t
And that's where my free ti well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times
CLUCK, CLU
CK, CLUCKAnd then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
Gobblegobblegobble, it was the *************t (yeah)
But I'm still lonely,
I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But ************* that,
I got my girlie right here yeah
You can call me
Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me
Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother *******s , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps,
Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside'
Keep it down you little *******,
I'll skin your ******g hides!'?
Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
*************t! *************!
I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter
I'm like ?
Quasar and
Ziphalo?Or better yet look out the ******g window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
*************! *************t!
Didn't work
You can call me
Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me
Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But ************* that, cause
I ain't no failure
I put the *************t with the ?things? and this with that
Wait a minute (brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive!
I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup
It will do exactly hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, ************* that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up just like mine
I see him twitching,
I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this *************t
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work?
You make the call
*************gy? (What up, y'all!)
You can call me
Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me
Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me
Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me
Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me
Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me
Mad Professor
We will rule eternity