歌手:Insane Clown Posse
专辑:《Mutilation Mix - Greatest Hits (That Never Were Hits)》

Is this on?"
"Gather round my wealthy friends
And endure the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares can produce
Actual human beings of a deformed nature
Come at once
And come and enduldge yourself
In our own twisted amu*****t of
Another's misfortune
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
Enter our three ring show of freaks"
[Violent J]
Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school then I run down the hall
Scaring the **** out of all y'all *****es
Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties
Just cause I don't look like everybody
I guess they're bunch of richboys, *****boys
Scary, bluuuuuah!
And what's the big deal about my neck
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright
No, so, now how ya gonna act?
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing
[Chorus (2x)]
Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
[Shaggy 2 ****]
Ring two, how do you do?
I'm Shaggy 2 ****, chicken-faced *****, who?
You don't try to front ho
Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow
So maybe there's a leg growing out my neck
But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
I'm popping in like a pound of lead
Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head
Oh ****, I knew I had to **** up my circuits
Cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
Like batboy, hermaphrodites and old man crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own, ************, I'm not alone
So don't be stickin your finger in my face skank
Or your stomach might receive a shank from the...
[Chorus (2x)]
"I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves
Here at our three ring exhibit
But to be honest I really don't see
What's so ****ing funny about it
These ****ing people are real!"
[Both]
Ring three, the ICP
Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get ****ed up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
[Violent J]
Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird
Half Snake woman kick my love to the cuuuuuuurb
She busted into my tent, now I'm ****ed
Had the fat bearded lady in the butt, uh
[Shaggy 2 ****]
**** that, *****, suck that
I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac
Just two balls hanging with no protection soooooooo
I move real careful and slow
[Violent J]
You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
Call me Don Knots cuz I'm getting on it every week, uh
[Shaggy 2 ****]
So come see the carnival and throw me your change, *****
I chill with the three rings
[Chorus(2x)]
"Well, that's it
I hope you're satisfied
I hope you had a good time
You ****ing heartless bastards
You saw what you wanted
So grab your ****ing kids
And that fat flop of **** wife of yours
And get the **** out of our circus tent
You cold-hearted sons of *****es
You think they look ****ed up
Just wait till I kick your
****ing lips in a couple times
You'll be sittin up here like a *****
And we'll laughing at your folded ass
They'll call you lumpy
After I done put knots
All over your ****in forehead
Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here
How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot
You ****ing little *****
Come here, I'll shove that
****ing corn dog up your ass
Get the **** out of here
Show's ****ing over
Get the **** out of here
You ****ing heartless bastards