歌手:Whitney Avalon
专辑:《Princess Rap Battle:Cinderella vs Belle》

Once upon a time
in a far away land
there was a princess...
RAP BATTLE
CINDERELLA
versus
BELLE
Let the rap battle begin
C:Another princess in my shadow
come to covet my crown
You croens wanna throw down
with the best in a gown?
I'm the legendary story
of rags to riches
Rhymes sharper than a needle
and I'm giving out stitches
Like a wilting rose
you can't step to my flows
These girls are trippin'
did they cut off their toes?
I deserve all the praise
for the foot-fetish craze
I've got itty-bitty kicks
but legs for days
Let's look at your mentality
Freud loves your abnormality
The Stockholm Syndrome Story:
Beauty and the Bestiality
Of course you're bitter
I'm the number one star
Pumpkin carriage,perfect marriage
no one cares who you are
B:What'my name?
(Belle!)
What's it mean?
(Beauty!)
I'm the perfect conbination
of brains and booty
While I'm gaining knowledge
you're losing your pumps
Like Mrs.Potts I'm serving shots
and dishing out lumps
Cindy's dreaming she's important
well,somebody should wake her
This gold-digging trophy wife's
the royal baby maker
Fear the nerdy,wordy princess
'cause I'm throwing more shade
than the willow tree growing
on your dead mother's grave
your tale as old as time
sets us back fifty years
Do your chores,
clean the floors'til a man just appears
You're shallow and obsessed
with looks and how you're dressed
you wanna live like Gaston?
Please,be our guest
C:Oh,I'm the one who's shallow
'cause your prince was really hairy?
The Beast was in the friend zone
'til he gave you his library
You points have no merit,
you're jealous,declare it
Like I've always said:if the shoe fits,wear it
I'm the American dream
with a fairy-tale wedding
You've got teapots for friends
and I think your man's shedding
Some things are meant to be
like love at first sight
Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah
he was mine before midnight
B:A relationship rookie
wants to rap about romance?
You can't fall in love
after just one dance
My prince saved my life
and don't be misled
I want a man in the street
but a beast in the bed
Your film stars mice and cats
with an old,fat fairy
Your silly story's shoehorned
into freakin'"Tom and Jerry"
You say you want to party
next you run off doen the halls
It's like you always choke
once you make it to the balls
C:You think that's fuuny?
Here's a history lesson,honey
My movie saved the studio
when Walt was out of money
You followed in my footsteps
without me there'no you
Disney built an empire
on there tiny glass shoes
B:If you're so adored
where's your Academy Award?
I'm the smart female *******
that can't be ignored
The moral of our quarrel
and why I've got you beat
It's what's inside that matters
not the size of your feet