歌手:Too Short
专辑:《Short Dog's in the House》

作词 : Eaton, Shaw
作曲 : Eaton
编曲 : Eaton
Write a little save-a-ho speech all these fake-ass hoes...
Fake punk-ass *******...
Do you know what I mean, Vern?
******'em up like that, man...
$hort Dog's in the house, **********!
She's a punk-ass **********, ho, tramp and a slut
Took her to the hotel just to **********
Last night she licked all on my *********
********** got wet like Niagara-falls
Dropped my drawls and ********** said: "**********t!"
Skinny *********a with a fat-ass **********
It's like a T-P-trea**ent, thangs so foul
From the tip of my head to the crack of my ass
She got busy so I called to the crew
You ******* know what to do
Hoes try to front like they ain't no tramps
Try to get that ********** and she say you can't
Me and my partners we got that game
Check a **********-ass ********** and make her throw that thang
You wine and dine that nasty freak
Dropped her off and got a kiss on cheek
You never even know how she ran in the house
Jumped on the phone and started to burnin' me out
She kept beepin' so I made the call
********** on the phone jackin' off
Sounded like she was havin' fun
Playin' with her pearl tongue
I said: "**********, I'm on my way!"
I givit to you, homeboy, play by play
She had on polkadots with miniskirt
Jumped in the car straight went to work
I must to bust two **** back to back
Never seen a ********** work head like that
She had me jumpin' out of my seat
Workin' her jaws to the beat
She was a good **********sucker, I can't lie
Sucked so good I thought I'd die
********** blew me up and blew me down
All the way back to the Oakland-town
Baby started to singin': "I love you!"
Tellin' me things she wanted to do
If I needed some money come to her
Anythin' I want is everythin' I'm worth
And you know what I said? I told the **********
I said: "**********, I'm rich!"
********** these hoes, man...
I ain't trippin'...I'm like hell...
Long-hair suckers...
I know you're fine, **********
But you got no cash you need to get a job
But your lazy-ass try to juice me up
I ain't no punk
I put you in the rap with some serious funk
I wouldn't buy you a car, no diamonds and **********t
All the time talkin' about your fake-ass gifts
George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain
**********, I'm buyin' you an ounce of this game
You better take it and shut the ********** up
Stop runnin' your mouth like a sucka
Cause you's a punk **********
It shows a mile away
Everythin' you say and everythin' you do
Makes you a punk **********, no good, no doubt
All I gotta do is stick a ********** in your mouth
Wanna give up the **********, **********, I pass
You're too slim, I like your mama's ass
Pops came home, came up to show
Family in the backroom, I'm ******'em both
Now I'm the stepdaddy and the son in law
You call me Too $hort they call me too raw
I creep by one room in to the next
Nothin' goin' on but some serious ***
Some of these hoes might think I'm played
Bald-head ********** need some dookie braids
Cause that nappy-hair don't even hit
What's cookin' in the kitchen
On the back of your neck
Like you burned the rice and wanna front on me
You could never ********** with $hort, baby
I'm from the O-A-K-L-A-N-D
I slap you in the face with reality
These punk-ass hoes out there are sick
Happy walkin' around with a trippy **********
So beautiful fine young thang
To get that ********* was just like a dream
But now three days later ask Kool Moe
You feel burnin' sensation down below
You're a true blue victim of a punk-ass **********
Thought she was a ********** and she gave you the **********t
So for all you hoes that live like this
All the homies in the house say: "punk-ass **********!"