歌手:Too Short
专辑:《The Mack of the Century... Greatest Hits》

作词 : Shaw, Shorty B.
H-e-a-d,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these *******tails and you hear your name.
If you a fake *******, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call janine.
If i call marie, i know for a fact
I'm gettin ****** in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named naomi
Straight ******* sucker worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my *******.
She was fine as *******, but can't ******* with tina
Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "*******!!! do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I ****** her with my finger, she tried to cum
******* so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
My ******* is big and her ******* had a little one,
I didn't ******* her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the california lifestyle that i live.
My name is short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know this girl named annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your *******
Hella freaky...won't say no for *******t
You and her all alone, ******* that's your *******.
I know another freak her name's joanne
I always get the ******* cuz i know i can
Finest ******* around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind i go ******* her again.
She's like another ******* named christine
******* so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know i did all that *******t
She got my number, if she beep me, i'm gonna call that *******,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', i'm gonna ******* the ******* harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales i tell so well
You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' *******tails.
I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
******g m.c.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that *******
You can't stop the *******
Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the *******
My name is short my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know another girl named stephanie
Do anything she can to have *** with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
She's like another freak named nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I ****** her so good she told her friend named angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some *******t about do me player
So i did her just like tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a girl named rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while i grind the *******t
That was way back now i can't find the *******
But if i do, i'll probably do the same again
Break the ******* for everything cuz i came to pimp.
I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as i spit these raps
I'll be ******g em' up like that...*******.
I know another trick her name was shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
******* so good and i do mean very...
Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and i'll ******* your wife
Have fun with your ******* and have her sprung on my *******.
I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your *******
Like my other little tramp named erika
Anywhere i want to ******* that's where i *******
Cuz she's the freakiest ******* in america
Everytime i get the ******* i just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling *******tales!!!!!!!!!