歌手:Coleman Hell
专辑:《Coleman Hell》

作词 : Coleman Hell
作曲 : Coleman Hell/Robert Benvegnu/Michah Howard-Dowbak
How was work I got dinner on the stove

You call this dinner this is why we all get thinner

It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words

Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again
I heard god's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO

And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics

But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family
Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen

And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried
And then you cried until you screamed
Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again
I heard god's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO

And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Hey mama turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go here we go here we go aye
Hey mama turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go here we go

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh