歌手:Robbie Williams
专辑:《Live At Knebworth》

作曲 : Non Music Work
There was me and my monkey.
And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips.
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet.
He had the soft-top down(he liked the wind in his face).
He said 'Son you ever been to Vegas ' I said 'no'.
He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace'.
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs.
He said 'I left my wallet in El Segundo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine.
We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel.
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well.
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir then we've got a monkey bed '.
Me and my monkey.
With a dream and a gun.
I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone.
Me and my monkey.
Like .
Trying to understand why he did what he did.
Why he did what he did.
We got the elevator I hit the 33rd floor.
We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before.
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke.
He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages.
Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke.
Forty minutes later 'Hello' there came a knock at the door.40
In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores.
'Hi My name is Sunshine - these are my girls.Hi，
Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah they'll rock your world'.
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun.
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium.
There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine.
'What's up You'd better get your ass in here boy your monkey's having too much of a good time '.
Me and my monkey.
Drove in search of the sun.
Me and my monkey.
Don't point that gun at anyone.
Me and my monkey.
Like Billy The Kid.
Trying to understand why he did what he did.
Why he did what he did.
We got tickets to see Sheena Easton the monkey was high.
HE said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died.
We left before encores he couldn't sit still.
Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill.
We went to play black-jack kept hitting twenty three.
Couldn't help but notice the guy with blue white shirt just staring at me.
Or was it my monkey I couldn't be sure.
It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before.
Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run.
That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packing a gun.
'My name is Rodriguez' he says with death in his eye.
'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos and now your monkey's gonna die '.
Me and my monkey.
Drove in search of the sun.
Now me and my monkey.
We don't wanna kill no mexican.
But we've got ten itchy fingers.
And one thing to declare.
When the monkey is high.
You do not stare you do not stare.
You do not stare
Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff here boy.Huh...
And I ain't about to run.
Put your gun down,boy.
Somebody's gonna get hurt...