Shit Happens 作曲 : Lou Bega/Peter Hoff Written by:Lou Bega/Peter Hoff/Zippy Davids One two three four Sh*t happens Sh*t happens That is my advice to you It's a good day I am back home early I am going home to see My sugar my girlie I open up the door As I do every day A man who is really naked says Hey my name is Jay Jay Hey hey Jay That's not ok You're laying on my girlfriend I think you cannot stay But Jay had his points Ha To my surprise He's a heavy weight champion So here's my advice Sh*t happens Once or twice Don't believe your girlfriend Here's my advice to baby Sh*t happens Once or twice Don't believe your girlfriend Here's my advice Sh*t happens You know Sh*t happens Who many get dance My teacher Mr yawney Said you're never gonna make it And if I got my chance Be sure that I would take it But now I am a rock star To his surprise He passed my record for me So here is my advice Sh*t happens Once or twice Don't believe your teacher Here's my advice so baby Sh*t happens Once or twice Don't believe your teacher Here is my advice Sh*t happens Sh*t happens Once or twice Come on Make fun Once or twice And your girlfriend's cheating you You're teacher's teasing you You've got to look out for the One that's pleasing you When everything I write Feels as cold as ice The only thing that You can do is Ha ha Is my advice Sh*t happens Once or twice Believe in yourself Here's my advice so baby Sh*t happens Once or twice Believe in yourself Here is my advice No Sh*t happens Once or twice Believe in yourself Here's my advice to you Sh*t happens Once or twice Believe in yourself Here is my advice Sh*t happens No Sh*t happens You know What is shall baby One two three go Sh*t happens