A Gangsta's Fairytale 作词 : Ice Cube, Sadler once upon a time, in the black part of the city yo g, yo g you better get out of here man, 5-0 yo ice cube, man whassup man? why you... whassup? yo ice cube man, why you always kickin the **** about the *****es And the ******? why dont you kick some **** about the kids, man? the ****in kids? ! word Little boys and girls, they all love me Come sit on the lap of i-c-e And let me tell ya a story or two About a punk-ass ***** I knew Named jack, he wasnt that nimble, wasnt that quick Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his **** Ran up the street cause he was piping hot Met a ***** named jill on the bus stop Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe At that type of **** hes a pro So jack and jill ran up the hill to catch a lil nap Dumb *****, gave him the claps Then he had to go see dr. bombay Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way To make some money, why not? Down on sesame street, the **** spot There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe Sold **** out the front, but in back, ********* grew For the man that was really important Who lived down the street in a air jordan Ride to the fellow mister rogers and hoes Drove a 500 sittin on lorenzoes He broke out, little bo peep, smoked out Saw, her and her friends sellin sheepskins yo yo I got them sheepskins Yo, my empty sheepskins Yo baby, whats up with that? Hickory ****ory dock, it was twelve oclock Cinderella aint home must be givin up the cock I dont doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course Had a fight with snow white, she was ****in her dwarfs Saw a fight over colors, too Red riding hood, and little boy blue A bad influence? yo I dont know But ice cubell tell the kids how the story should go Interlude little russ Yeah money, thats it, yeah money, thats it This is little russ in the house Rock that **** homey, rock that ****! (well, you know the rest) Humpty dumpty sat on a wall With a joint, drinkin some 8-ball Three little pigs in a coup de ville Lookin for, the wolf to kill Theyre ****ed up and they want revenge Them and humpty used to be friends Now theyre enemies cause hes a traitor Pulled out the uzi cruised by and sprayed him Cinderella hoeing for the fellas And mister rogers is gettin mighty jealous Of the cash that the pigs were makin Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon Cause mister rogers found out quick That humpty dumpty was blown to bits They said that the **********in wolf was next So mister rogers better watch his step So he let the wolf know Were gonna **** up the pigs, and take their ho Cause cinderella is much too fast Before twelve, givin up ass Double barrels all loaded and cocked As soon as they show, they gonna get popped They bailed down sesame street and caught em Little boy blue is up front givin orders Little did they know cinderella was a fink She called the cops and got thrown in the clink A bad influence? yo, I dont know But ice cubell tell the kids how the stories should go aiyyo man was that **** enough for you? yeah you aight, you in the house We outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad ass