Tom’s Diner
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I am sitting in the morning
At the diner on the corner
I am waiting at the counter
For the man to pour the coffee
And he fills it only halfway
And before I even argue
He is looking out the window
At somebody coming in
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It is always nice to see you
Says the man behind the counter
To the woman who has come in
She is shaking her umbrella
And I look the other way
As they are kissing their hellos
I'm pretending not to see them
Instead I pour the milk
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Everybody's welcome
Come on come on in

Sit yourself down
The funnies never end

Love is the drug
That makes you want to drink

Till the morning after oh

I open up the paper
There's a story of an actor
Who had died while he was drinking
It was no one I had heard of heard of
And I'm turning to the horoscope
Looking for the funnies
When I'm feeling someone watching me
And so I raise my head

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