You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
 作词 : Albert Hague/Ted Geisel
 作曲 : Albert Hague/Ted Geisel
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Just you're a monster Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty nine and a half foot pole
You're a vile one Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
You're a vile one Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the
I'd take the seasick crocodile
Seasick crocodile
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote
Stink
Stank
Stunk