Got Invited to a Red Neck Hitchin'
Got invited to a redneck hitchin'
So excited my bad eye started twitchin'
I wanted to look my best
In case I was under arrest

Brushed my teeth and combed my hair
I even put on some clean underwear
Thought about shelling out
The big bucks By going
Out to buy a new tux

Then remembered 
Walmart doesn't carry those
I'd have to wear my Family Dollar cloths
Didn't mind the 95 degree heat
But I missed the flea market
Shopping across the street

Couldn't find the outdoor wedding location
The big storm was my anticipation
Went to the reception though
There's always cake there you know

The brides ring was beautiful
And shiny Looked like a beer
Can tab it was so tiny

Bridesmaids wore orange
And white Thought
It was a UT football night

The bride was beautifully
Gowned Especially
For the second time around

I wish them lots of luck
Tonight should be a good