Alone in an Uber
 作曲 : Kevin White/Rose Betts
Areweabouttobreakup
Isthisourlastgoodbye
I'mwonderingifIshouldorderbreakfastteaorwine
AndifI'llbeinanuberhometonight
It'sbeennicegettingtoknowyou
You'vebeenapleasantsurprise
IneverthoughtI'deverlikeanamericanguy
ButallthesameI'minanuberhometonight
Andthereistrafficonthefreeway
Andthedriverhe'sdepressedhe'soversharing
Howhiswife,hadanaffairthenupandleft
Inthistrafficonthefreeway
IamwonderingwhywemetandwhyI'mtheloser
Aloneinanuber
Again
Da-um-da-da
Da-um-da-da-da-da-dum
Da-um-da-da
Da-um-da-da-da
AgainI'msatdrinkingawarmperoniinthepark
Andit'ssundayandyou'remurderingasongonmyguitar
AndI'mwonderingwhatkindofmanyouare
Alittleoverhasty
Alittlebittooquick
FromwhereI'mstandinglooksasifyou'refollowingyour
'Causehereweareagainandwhat'sthepointofit
Andthereistrafficonthefreeway
Andthedrivermakesacommentonmydress
AndIignoreit,'causemyheadisinamess
Inthistrafficonthefreeway,wonderingwhywemet
AndwhyI'mtheloser
Aloneinanuber
Again
Da-um-da-da
Da-um-da-da-da-da-dum
Da-um-da-da
Inanuberagain
Da-um-da-da
Da-um-da-da-da-da-dum
Da-um-da-da-da