Alphabet Soup 作词 : Jonny Shorr/Heleina Zara/Indiana Linzbichler 作曲 : Jonny Shorr/Heleina Zara/Indiana Linzbichler Ask me out to mini golf Had to dress up like a doll Ashlee's standing by for the phone call I'm over-faking chemistry like it's an amenity One more shitty date will be the death of me Showing up wearing a blindfold I'm not here just to feed an egotistical guy's appetite That's a black hole Can't wrap my head around it I've only made love on the internet Spelt it in alphabet soup That's truth But I still try to manifest someone that I connect to But I'm so confused What's the use? Nothing's real, so I hit eject I would rather take a spoonful of cinnamon 'Cause I don’t feel a thing I, I've only made love on the internet Love on the internet At some acting class, he was 26 I was 18, now it kinda makes me sick He pulled some shitty lines I really wish he never did We'd be better off just sticking to the manuscript Now he DM-ing, it’s so old I'm out here but I'm getting kind of cynical Romance put me in a chokehold Can't wrap my head around it I've only made love on the internet Spelt it in alphabet soup That's truth But I still try to manifest someone that I connect to But I'm so confused What's the use? Nothing's real, so I hit eject I would rather take a spoonful of cinnamon 'Cause I don’t feel a thing I, I've only made love on the internet Love on the internet Maybe I'm too hopelessly romantic Trying to find somebody in the static Always goes as bad as I'd imagine I've had it, I've had it Modern laws of loving and attraction Wish it wasn't going out of fashion Always goes as bad as I'd imagine I've had it I've only made love on the internet Spelt it in alphabet soup That's truth But I still try to manifest someone that I connect to But I'm so confused What's the use? Nothing's real, so I hit eject I would rather take a spoonful of cinnamon 'Cause I don’t feel a thing I, I've only made love on the internet Love on the internet