A Message From The Count
 作词 : Pete Davidson/Colson Baker
 作曲 : Pete Davidson/Colson Baker
 Welcome
 Should I do something like that?
 Do the, uh, the, like, right in-be—, like, in-between that
 A little scarier? More Dracula?
 Welcome
 Welcome
 To Dracula's lair
 Welcome to Hotel Diablo
 I am your baggage claim man
 I, wait, I am your bellboy, Dracula
 How may I suck your tits fa—, I mean take your bags?
 Hello
 "Dracula is that you?"
 Ah, aha, you caught me, yes, it's
 Lemme do a, lemme do a run of that, hold on
 **** that, it's not funny