Why Can’t I Have Two? (2468)
 作词 : Jon Shave/Caity Baser/Karen Poole
 作曲 : Jon Shave/Caity Baser/Karen Poole
There's these two guys
Both are so nice
We get on oh so well
One's got the game
One's got the change
Think I might need some help
I'm just gonna say
Would it be okay if I could just speak my mind?
Well, let me put it this way
When I fill up my plate
I like a something on the side
2, 4, 6, 8
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
4, 3, 2, 1
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can't I have two?
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me 2, 4, 6, 8
Why should I settle for one?
They say it isn't allowed because three is a crowd
But what if I took all my clothes off, started doing it now?
Would you say, "Man don't like to share, unah"
Have you never heard of something called "ménage à trois"?
Well, I have, and it goes like this
Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
I'm just kidding, man, I'm only taking the piss
I'm not into that
What do you think this is?
2, 4, 6, 8
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Why can't I have two?
4, 3, 2, 1
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can't I have two?
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me 2, 4, 6, 8
Why should I settle for one?
Why should boys have all the fun?
Not a slut, just a woman
And if you can, I can too
And that's what we're gonna do
2, 4, 6, 8
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Why can't I have two?
4, 3, 2, 1
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can't I have two?
'Cause I want you and I want you
Oh why oh why can't I have two?
'Cause I want you, but I want you too
So why oh why can't I have two?
'Cause I want you and I want you
Oh why oh why can't I have two?
A girl needs to get some
So why should I settle for one?