Doritos & Fritos
 作词 : Dylan Brady/Laura Les
 作曲 : Dylan Brady/Laura Les
 Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
 I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
 I'm hard to please, I punched the referee (Ooh!)
 I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
 Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
 It's hot as deez, it's 100 degrees (Ooh!)
 Apply the lotion, I'm swimming to ocean
 But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating—

 And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
 But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
 And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
 But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
 Unh

 Doritos and Fritos
 Doritos and Fritos
 Doritos and Fritos
 Doritos and Fritos

 Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
 I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
 Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
 I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus
 At seven-eleven, I'm drinking a beverage
 I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
 I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
 Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone!

 Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
 I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
 He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
 I said, "Then give me all of those ****ing Doritos and Fritos"
 Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
 I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
 He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
 I said, "Then give me all of those ****ing Doritos and Fritos"

 And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
 But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
 And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
 But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
 Unh

 Doritos and Fritos
 Doritos and Fritos
 Doritos and Fritos
 Doritos and Fritos

 She'll turn you to stone!

 Doritos and Fritos
 Doritos and Fritos
 Doritos and Fritos
 Doritos and Fritos

 (Stop)