Monk 作曲 : Alice Longyu Gao I'd love to hang out with my friends But if I leave house, I will get nothing done I vacuum my carpet and fold my laundry Keeping my space clean reduces the risk of triggering my depression I no longer enjoy drinking and smoking I look silly when I am drunk And I'd like to be calm Inside my head English voice Inside my heart English boys Drowning in this English noise drowning in this Hey I turn off my AC Don't waste electricity I am sweating in the dark Sweating in the dark Lalala happy Alice She is drinking rich ***** juice Hahaha you don't know me I am emo just like you Ahhh ahhh climate change ahhhh Ahhh ahhh world war 3 ahhhh I just got a call from Grandma She is worried about me She says you need to get married Have a kid and family Grandma grandma can't you see I'm a ****ing prodigy Grandma grandma can't you see I am making history Ahhh ahhh climate change ahhhh Ahhh ahhh world war 3 ahhhh When people are surprised They no longer say, "Oh my God" They say, "Oh-my-my-G-A-O" Ahh Ahh I don't have health insurance Ahh Ahh I wish I was a monk