How to Handle a Woman
 作词 : Alan Jay Lerner
 作曲 : Frederick Loewe
"How to handle a woman?There's a way," said the wise old man

"A way known by ev'ry woman since the whole rigmarole began."

"Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer.

"Do I threaten or cajole or plead? "

"Do I brood or play the gay romancer?"

Said he, smiling: "No indeed."

How to handle a woman?

Mark me well, I will tell you, sir:

"The way to handle a woman

Is to love her... simply love her...

Merely love her... love her... love her."

How to handle a woman?

Mark me well, I will tell you, sir:

"The way to handle a woman

Is to love her... simply love her...

Merely love her... love her... love her."