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Welcome to the first Republican national debate
You all know the rules
Whoever sings best will be the next president of the united states of America
And whoever sings worst will be banished
One, two, three and four
Why should you be the next commander in chief?
We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
We need someone that understands the world today
In this country, we need brain
Obama's finally tryna make a deal with Iran
Is it gonna stop 'em from getting the nuclear bomb?
You terminate the deal on day one
It's failed foreign policy of the Obama Clinton doctrine
What's the greatest threat to our nation today?
Is it ISIS, Al-Quaeda, or the gluten-free craze?
ISIS rides around in US Humvees ISIS
We shouldn't fund our enemies
We know you love guns, we heard you loud and clear
Now prove you love 'em more than everybody else here
Look i don't want my guns
Registered in Washington
Why should you be the next commander in chief?
I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
I will make our country great again
Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
We can grow, we can do this
Why you should be the next White House resident?
Our leaders are stupid
You could be the president!
I'm gonna run hard, I'm gonna run with heart
you could be the president!
If I'm our nomineee, how would Hillary lecture me?
You could be the president!
If you get in the oval office chair
Are you gonna roll back the changes to health care?
What I'd like to see is a private system
The insurance companies control politicians
How you gonna make the economy stronger?
If you don't got ideas I'll throw a benefit concert
We need to even out the tax code
The economy is different than the one we had five years ago
Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned
How excited are you to go marry man?
I just went to a wedding of a friend who's gay
We need to give everybody a chance
Should we put body cameras on all the cops?
So no one gets shot at a traffic stop?
I been to Baltimore, I been to Ferguson
I'm a different kind of Republican
Why should you be the next commander in chief?
I'm a guy with a wife, two kids and a Harley
We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
What I say is what I say if you don't like it I'm sorry
Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
We can grow, we can do this
Why you should be the next White House resident?
Our leaders are stupid
You could be the president!
I'm gonna run hard, I'm gonna run with heart
You could be the president!
If I'm our nomineee, how would Hillary lecture me?
You could be the president!
God gives me unconditional love
You gave Obama a big hug
On the side of the stage it's hard to even debate
But its okay I'm just tryna sell some books today

It's not great but it's better than Drake's and these fakes
Why should you be the next commander in chief?
I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
I will make our country great again
Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
We can grow, we can do this
Why you should be the next White House resident?
Our leaders are stupid
You could be the president!
I'm gonna run hard, I'm gonna run with heart
You could be the president!
If I'm our nomineee, how would Hillary lecture me?
You could be the president!
Thanks so much for tuning in the first republican national debate
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Which candidate should be banished?
Cast your vote by passing your head against desk or the nearest object
Now have a great day and great life
We need brain